TOP 10 WEIRD and IRRATIONAL FEARS
10. Catoptrophobia - Fear of Mirrors
Are you sure it's the mirror and not you?
9. Chaetophobia - Fear of Hair

Having a bad hair day?
8. Eosophobia - Fear of Daylight

"Eosophobia, Sparkly Edward..it's called Eosophobia"
7. Pogonophobia - Fear of Beards

Santa Claus.. Scary.
6. Peladophobia - Fear of Bald People

Oh well, Noynoy's half way there.
5. Arithmophobia - Fear of Numbers

I'm not lazy! I'm just afraid of my homework... you think mom would buy that?
4. Ambulophobia - Fear of Walking
I think 'Ambulophobia' is just the medical term for Laziness.
3. Barophobia - Fear of Gravity

"♫ It's time to try defying gravity ♫"
2. Gnosiophobia - Fear of Knowledge

-Can't think of a good caption-
The weirdest of them all...
1. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of Long Words

That's simply vain.